Take-away

[John Kelly]

Did ye check Straw's tash fur curry sauce john???

  I can asure ye it wis clean.

[straw]

Jist ignore that weegie,Jocko.He doesn't know any  better,John.He used  to  deliver Indian  takeaways in Weegieland,and  it's  obvious  what he  used  to  do.

[Jocko]

Yes it's very obvious what i used to do Straw! I delivered my meals untarnished and with nothing missing  cough cough wink wink!!

[straw]

We've got sealed containers here  in  Denny,Jocko.We don't carry  chips in  our hands and curries in  a paper bag on  our deliveries!

[Jocko]

They're only sealed when you've decided you've had enough 

[John Kelly]

Tried all the Chinese's in Denny................nane come up to the auld Mayfairs standard..best bet is the Willow..no bad but no great.